Kathy, this one’s for you …

Dilbert.com - DNRC: “Now my siblings and I live in different parts of the country. Our competition hasn’t diminished. It just changed to a new category: health calamities. To win the competition, you need to boast the most painful and debilitating ailments, short of actual death, which would be considered unsportsmanlike. When one of us inherits a health problem from a parent it’s worth bonus points under the theory that you ‘got screwed on that one.’”