He, he, Snow Crash was such a great book …

Play J Allard tomorrow on Xbox live - Joystiq - www.joystiq.com: “The window of opportunity is slim (between the hours of 5:00 and 7:00 P.M.), but if you have your Xbox 360 set up and an Xbox Live Gold account, simply challenge the gamertag HiroProtagonist.”

Xbox 360 Fanboy: “4. Playing football. You’re not fooling anyone. We know you’ve never played a sport in your life. Don’t start at the launch line where one bad pass could end with several cracked PSP screens.”