Ford sends not-so-funny joke to fired worker - Autoblog: “Michael Stawasz was one of 4,000 salaried workers at Ford who lost his job last January when the company launched its Way Forward restructuring plan. Stawasz was nine months short of his 30th anniversary with Ford, which meant he narrowly missed being able to retire with full benefits. About two dozen other ex-Ford employees are suing the company to get the benefits they feel they’ve earned, so imagine Stawasz’s surprise when he received the above certificate in the mail along with a letter from Bill Ford Jr. congratulating him on 30 years of service. “
Archive for June 12th, 2006
Frink: It should be obvious to even the most dimwitted individual who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology that Homer Simpson has stumbled into the third dimension. . . . (drawing on a blackboard) Here is an ordinary square.
Wiggum: Whoa, whoa—slow down, egghead!
Springfield Theory: Science News Online, June 10, 2006
